Rest In Peace...

It is with regret that we report the passing of Lord John Marbury, Earl of Croy, all the formal dignifications, honorariums, and etc., due to complications resulting from springtime allergies. Autopsy reports confirm that the deceased drowned in the ample snouty founts of his own post-nasal drip. Police suspect no human foul play, but are keeping a sharp eye on the flora and fauna.

Lord John's solicitor has already conducted a reading of the will, which resulted in no small measure of controversy. His bereaved heirs are said to lament the fact that only a few pounds sterling remain. It appears Marbury's once substantial estate had been laid waste in his final days by the considerable financial outlays required in the fight to keep histamine at bay.

The Earl is survived by his wife and son, who, regrettably, are stricken with the same affliction.

In lieu of flowers, the family requests donations be made at www.stop_the_pollen_now_before_it_kills_all_of_us.org