Some Conspiracy Theorists claim that governments, the mainstream media, and Hollywood are being infiltrated by a secretive race of alien invaders [very secretive, which is why they establish themselves upon arriving on earth in low profile occupations like politician, news director, and film star].It seems that now even our sports organizations, normally bastions of non-alien-ness, are succumbing.
Thankfully, I have this blog to use as a pulpit from which to issue my call to action: "Quickly! Far right conspiracy crazies unite and squelch this threat to our alien-free way of life! Falter now, and even Beloved Nascar may fall!"
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